ADVENTURES IN SEXTING

Eli: going to the store, wanna meet in the bathroom and fuck
ill buy the cigs afterwards
me: 5 minutes
Eli: and the frozen chicken
u kno
uhhhuuhhh
12:50 AM uhhhhhhh
ungh
ugnhhhhhh
yeah
yeah
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me: for the ole uhuhuhuhuhu
Eli: omg
omg
yeeahahahah
unnngh
ungh
ungh
ungh
yeah
whooo
omg omg omg
me: stop sexting me
Eli: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oh yeahhhh
right all over your faceeee
yeahhh
uh huh
12:51 AM hahahhahahhahhhahhaa
now go home
i dont love you
me: im already home thats the beauty of sexting
Eli: wow
this really nice
me: im typin so hard about you girl
Eli: i dont even have to awkwardly kick you out
12:52 AM man my t9 woed doesnt know all of the dirty stuff
me: uh yeah i could text u all nightt LONG
Eli: ok really going to the store
whut
12:53 AM me: nothing go good buy and pplease dont think this was anything special
Eli: nah girl, im having a sexting orgy right now
im like sexting 5 people at once
12:54 AM and they are all sexting each other too
your not invited
a little how shall we say.....advanced for you.
12:55 AM you gotta have at least full key pad if you wanna give it to them hard and fast
me: girl wut you think im mobile sexting
Eli: yeah
me: ?/
Eli: thats what i thought
sorry
im so sorry
12:56 AM :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
me: naw uh i gots one on those keyboards that prevents carple tunnel syndrom and shit girl i am
RED DEE
Eli: thats like wearing a condom or some shit
fuck that
i like my shit a lil dangerous you know what imsayin
cant play the game without gettin some scraped knees
12:57 AM betch
ok see ya
me: LAYTARD