TOTALLY URGENT

OMG I JUST REALIZED THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER HAS A COUNTDOWN WEBSITE AND AS IT SO HAPPENS I FOUND IT ON THE DAY THAT THE COUNTDOWN ENDS WHICH IS IN APPROX 9 HOURS. (EDIT: EXCEPT APPARENTLY THIS WAS A TENTATIVE DATE WHICH ACTUALLY MEANS NOTHING AND IS GOING TO BE RESET FOR SOMETIME LATER THIS YEAR . FUCK .)FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THIS STRUCTURE IT IS THE LARGEST PARTICLE ACCELERATOR ON EARTH AND THEY ARE USING IT TO TRY TO PROVE THE HIGGS BOSON OR AS SOME WOULD CALL IT THE LAST REMAINING MYSTERY THAT KEEPS US FROM HAVING A GRAND UNIFIED THEORY OF PHYSICS. SO HERES HOPING FOR THE START OF THE NEW ENLIGHTENED ERA OF SCIENCE AND NOT POSSIBLY RIPPING A HOLE IN REALITY.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson
http://www.lhcountdown.com/